I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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