What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Pants are for mortals
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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