how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My pussy is not your playground.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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