"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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