That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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