Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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