You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize