WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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