How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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