there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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