HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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