who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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