are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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