Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
