...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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