Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize