oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just googled if crying burns calories
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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