redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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