He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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