Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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