We won't sleep together?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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