Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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