why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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