Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
