This girl is more easily done than said...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
he thought i was a dude.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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