i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Can I color on your dick again?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
wow bdsm is so cute
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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