If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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