The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I think people are normalizing furries
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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