Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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