I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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