Girls should come with a carfax report
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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