I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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