I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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