thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Randomize
