this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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