PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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