Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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