I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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