so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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