Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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