Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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