i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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