let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize