i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My vagina is very pro this idea
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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