Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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