whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he thought i was a dude.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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