small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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