im having a threesome with these popsicles
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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