How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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