Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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