god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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