In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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