I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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